#in a karlach playthrough he catches feelings at TURBO SPEED

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i so so rarely write smut but. consider karlach and astarion

i cannot stop thinking about like. post dammon's upgrades of course, astarion comes on to her in his typical fashion, i.e. "hehe i'm so conniving and smart i know how to get someone in the party not to kill me," while all she sees is a good friend offering a fun time now that she can touch people again, so she's like !!!!! FUCK yes, fangs, let's do it! so they find a private spot, and they're making out, and like 30 seconds in she gets a teensy bit overwhelmed by all the touching so she goes "hey how bout i do you first then you do me, yeah?" because she figures she'll have a better time easing into this if she's focusing on him for a bit at first, and he's like "of course, darling" and promptly experiences seventeen personal crises at once while getting the most careful and loving BJ of his entire life